So at the house, we’re in the middle of doing laundry. Towels are dirty, therefore they must be washed. The only other towel in the house that fits my large frame (6’3″ and… let’s just say “rotund”) is a beach towel that was given to me from some jackwagons after their trip to Florida. The towel is from Univeral Studios and apparently from the “Marvel” region.

The point is, I’m not sure how comfortable I am with Spiderman’s face at my crotch when I’m trying to dry off after my shower. It’d be a different story if it were Gwen Stacy.

ps – who the hell gives a beach towel? I’ll tell you who – douche bags.